Marco Crisciotti Summer Internship in NYC as a "Dog Breath Sniffer" at Spot & Tango. Paid position to evaluate the effectiveness of an innovative dental solution for dogs. The ideal candidate has an exceptional sense of smell, loves dogs, and is willing to perform detailed olfactory evaluations at dog parks around the city.
Spot & Tango, a pet wellness brand based in Midtown Manhattan, is on the hunt for a summer intern whose job is to sniff dog breath. The company is testing the effectiveness of a new dental product for dogs — and they need a highly sensitive nose to help out.
They claim to have developed a “revolutionary” solution to combat canine halitosis. Now they’re looking for someone brave enough to get close and sniff the results.
“help us make new york smell better, one dog at a time”
That’s how the job posting begins — and yes, it’s real. Published on LinkedIn, the post outlines a $25-per-hour paid internship with what might be the cutest workplace perk ever: “unlimited puppy kisses.”
The ideal candidate must have “a nose that can detect even the faintest whiff of stank,” the ad says, to help elevate canine oral hygiene to new heights.
Founded on fresh food, now sniffing for fresh breath
Spot & Tango was founded in 2017 by Russell Breuer as a direct-to-consumer brand focused on fresh, healthy, and sustainable dog food. This latest initiative is their push into dental wellness — and it’s not subtle.
According to the listing, the company is looking for someone with the kind of olfactory precision that can “smell your roommate’s leftover garlic pasta even when the fridge is shut.”
“brave, bold, and curious — literally”
If you’re easily grossed out, this might not be for you. The company is clear that they’re seeking someone who is “brave, bold, and curious (literally)” enough to get up close and personal with some of New York’s best dogs.
“responsible for real-time funk-o-meter analysis”
The responsibilities include:
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Conducting real-time breath tests at dog parks
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Developing a funk-o-meter scale
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Logging detailed scent notes like “a hint of tuna?”, “eau de garbage?”, or “pleasantly neutral?”
Experience in canine behavior, veterinary tech, or pet wellness is considered a plus, but not mandatory.
Oh, and don’t forget: the job comes with unlimited cuddles.
It could be worse: you could be a rat decapitator
Let’s face it — there are worse ways to earn $25 an hour. Justin Racz, author of 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, reminds us of that. His book lists nightmare gigs like maggot trainer, laboratory rat decapitator, and Afghan travel agent.
Topping the list? The NYPD’s Body Recovery Unit divers, who search New York’s waterways for decomposing bodies. Rat exterminators take the No. 5 spot. So yeah — smelling dog breath? Could be worse.
The serious side of bad dog breath
It’s not just about the smell. Foul-smelling breath in dogs can signal deeper health issues like plaque, tartar, or gum disease — but also more serious conditions such as digestive problems, kidney disease, or diabetes.
That’s why regular dental hygiene and vet checkups are critical for your four-legged friend. This internship might sound like a joke — but it actually highlights something important.
